Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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