Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
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