Well douche your snatch and let's go!
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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