i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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