Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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