It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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