it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
false alarm. still invincible.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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