the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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