yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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