did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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