Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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