Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You made out with two different species that night
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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