the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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