based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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