Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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