took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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