Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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