Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
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