No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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