Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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