She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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