butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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