I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I deserve this hangover.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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