I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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