Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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