it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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