I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Bang-toberfest begins!!
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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