Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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