we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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