Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
foreskin is a definite game changer
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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