No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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