she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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