After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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