There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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