In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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