We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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