i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
operation have a gay friend backfired
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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