had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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