Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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