whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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