I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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