How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
