He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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