I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
time to smoke my breakfast
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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