would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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