what day is it and did you see me today?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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