he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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