I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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