what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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