Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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