I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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