I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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