also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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