Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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