Me too!
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
